Posted by
jwmadman on Monday, June 18, 2007 7:10:31 PM
I'm so greatful for the immigration issue being debated in congress. I used the new found logic to perfection just the other day. I was driving just a bit too fast, 61 in a 45, when I got pulled over by the locals in a speed trap. I said to the officer "why did you pull me over the car next to me was going the same speed in fact there are lots of people that speed on this road", he replied "I can't catch everybody but I did catch you." I said "haven't you heard Congress says if you can't catch everybody you can't punish anybody?" He looked at me a bit confused so I said "like the 12 million illegal immigrants, because we can't catch them all we can't send home the ones we do catch." Needless to say I saved myself a fine and points on my license. Muchos Gracias!!